If you have a Twitter, I hope for your sake you’re following @trappedinawell. Some of my favorite tweets so far include:
“Summer heat getting pretty brutal. Thinking bout AC window units… or just windows would be nice. Already have sunroof.”
also:
“Teaching myself to whistle. Next up: teaching myself to scale stone walls.”
and, of course:
“Every now and then, to switch things up. I like to pretend that I’m hiding in a well. Nobody hides like me ;)”