Authorities plan to charge him with assault and ciabattarry.Onlookers were shocked by the clubbing.
They’re worried he’s a risk to re-offend, as he’s clearly on a roll.
He figured he was toast until he dashed to the Subway for a clean get-away, he’s my hero.
“Lettuce go!” cried his captives.
The assailant, a Frenchman, alledgedly had a flatbread truck on standby for a quick getaway. “You can prove nuhzing!” croqued the monsieur.
… Wow, even I cringed at my lame sandwich pun attempt.
