Snarky McGee and Her Inane Commentary

Mamaaaaaa! Mama? soupsoup: Muppets are forever.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:19:51 -0500

Mamaaaaaa! Mama?

soupsoup:

Muppets are forever.

Still waiting for my Schwarzenegger library card in the...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:18:24 -0500

Still waiting for my Schwarzenegger library card in the mail…

thedailywhat: Savage Chickens.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:58:49 -0500

thedailywhat:

Savage Chickens.

This reminds me of every other locally made commercial in...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:12:28 -0500

This reminds me of every other locally made commercial in Anchorage. I wish I was kidding.

Dago-BAM!

thedailywhat:

This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Hoth is for pussies. It’s Dagobah or bust.

(This post is sponsored by the Dagobah Tourism Bureau.)

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My internet life is complete now. Also, will twoogify all future...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:22:08 -0500

My internet life is complete now.

Also, will twoogify all future tweets.

thedailywhat:

Twitter Celeb of the Day: The legend—wait for it—dary Neil Patrick Harris is now on Twitter.

Needs more blue background.

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Contrasts in How Google Suggests Searches (via Ben Casnocha, via...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:17:21 -0500

Contrasts in How Google Suggests Searches

(via Ben Casnocha, via my brother)

No.

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:34:18 -0500

No.

thedailywhat: Oh.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:19:00 -0500

thedailywhat:

Oh.

In case there was any confusion. Also - hobbit.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:01:00 -0500

In case there was any confusion.

Also - hobbit.

(via chriskula)

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:35:00 -0500

(via chriskula)

Whatever respect I had for you, Borders, is gone now. Gone.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:35:05 -0500

Whatever respect I had for you, Borders, is gone now. Gone.

Today is National Sandwich Day!

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:29:51 -0500

Today is National Sandwich Day!:

AKA my own personal Christmas. Let’s celebrate!

I’m only willing to watch Al Roker if he has an ewok...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:18:36 -0500

I’m only willing to watch Al Roker if he has an ewok humping his leg.

purns:

We’ve all seen and talked about this plenty, but I feel that it’s important that I do my part to preserve the memory of drunk ewoks ruining the Today Show for all eternity.

NY Times: It’s Not a Bad Time to Be Funny in the City

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:12:48 -0400

anthonyking:

HEY! TALENTED PEOPLE! STOP MOVING TO LA!

Two awesome articles in the Sunday Arts & Leisure section of the NY Times featuring lots of UCBT peeps. There’s even a slideshow of students and teachers!

It’s Not a Bad Time to Be Funny In the City

Clown College, the Manhattan Campus

Comics in Training (slideshow)

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah. Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:47:31 -0400

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.

Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves.

"All of humankind has one thing in common - the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in..."

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 09:07:19 -0400

“All of humankind has one thing in common - the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.”

- Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (Season 4, Episode 3)

Tina Fey gets me.

LOLZ all around.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:04:35 -0400

LOLZ all around.

I'm Dead and It's All My Fault

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:15:00 -0400

I'm Dead and It's All My Fault:

“Not karate, Doug. Mixed martial arts. Like ninjas and arm-wrestling and Navy SEAL shit all rolled into one. As a matter of fact I think it’s something I’d be very good at. Well I can’t just jump in there as a professional right away—gotta work the amateur circuit for a bit. I don’t know, some guy’s back yard or something. What do you mean, “unsanctioned?” Sometimes I think you make up words just to piss me off, Doug.”

Simply brilliant.

adambozarth:

kylekinane:

This is my online effort right now, everyone. It’s a blog of a man’s last words to his friend Douglas.

“It’s illegal to buy fireworks, sure, but I don’t remember hearing anything about making them on your own. It’s only called a pipe bomb if you blow it up because you hate America. If you love America, Doug, then it’s fireworks. See, I’m even painting little flags on them.”

This is one of my favorite tumblrs to follow. Dark and really funny. I feel so bad for Doug.

My favorite one: “I can’t go buying condoms for every girl I meet at Hardees, Doug. If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t be eating at Hardees so much. I’d be out there in a kick-ass sportcoat, pulling down a bunch of Cheesecake Factory pussy.”

I want to marry this thread. thedailywhat: Epic Facebook thread...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:26:00 -0400

I want to marry this thread.

thedailywhat:

Epic Facebook thread is epic.

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Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:12:06 -0400